- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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