- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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