Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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