what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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