- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A American seeking into mexico

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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