Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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