- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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