- Anti Joke

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why? Why not?

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off