- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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