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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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