What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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