I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

an ethopian thanksgiving

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