- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Q- Why? A- Why not?

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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