What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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