What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Anti Joke

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