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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

call me maybe.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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