Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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