- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

y u no like me joke?

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

- Helen Keller

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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