- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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I enjoy Popcorn

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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