- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Indians

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

if got a joke if fogot it

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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