- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??