- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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