knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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