- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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