- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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