i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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