- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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