- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

whats brown and booky a book.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

what's black and can't swim?

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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