- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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