- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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