You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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