- Anti Joke

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.