Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

I literally died laughing

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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