What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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knock knock go away

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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