- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?