- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Flowers are colors Love me

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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