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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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