justin beiber sucks

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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