Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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How High is a Chinese man

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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