- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Make me famous

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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