what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What's one plus one? two.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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