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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

These jokes don't have punchlines.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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