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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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