When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

identical jokes get different votes.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Albert <3 Hunter

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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