- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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