- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you end a sentence

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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