- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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