- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

So these two girls have a cup .

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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