Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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