What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What's up? Your time.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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hi

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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