- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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