- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Hail Hitler

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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