- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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