What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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