- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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