- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

So these two girls have a cup .

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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