- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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