Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Caolan and Eamon

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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