-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Jovan

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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