- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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