Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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