- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

hey hey apple

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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