Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Diarrhea

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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