Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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