- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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