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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

field day?

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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