- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

field day?

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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