- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

The duck didn't cross the road.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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