- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't just stand there

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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