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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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