Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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A lot eh?

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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