- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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