- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What is older than history?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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