- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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