- Anti Joke

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.