Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Black people.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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