Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

The truth is he loves her!!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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