Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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school homewrok

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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