That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why was the man sad His got raped

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

nothing

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Chris is hairy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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