- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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